☕ What Happens When You Think You Can Handle “Just One More Cup” of Coffee (A true story. Probably.) 🤣😰

6:02 a.m.

You wake up. The world is blurry. You question every decision that led to adulthood. You stumble to the coffee maker like a zombie who just clocked in for the apocalypse.

6:07 a.m.

First sip. Sweet mercy, that’s the good stuff. The fog lifts. You think, I could totally run a marathon right now. You cannot. You barely remember how legs work.

6:45 a.m.

Second cup. You’re feeling invincible. You send three emails that could easily get you fired. You text your ex “hope you’re thriving” like some caffeinated Gandhi. You’re not thriving. You’re spiraling.

7:12 a.m.

Third cup. Your heartbeat sounds like a snare drum solo. Your hands are vibrating like you’ve got Bluetooth mode enabled. You try to sit still, but your leg is performing Riverdance under the desk.

7:36 a.m.

You decide you’re going to “get ahead on work.” Instead, you reorganize your entire Google Drive, rename all your files “final-final-no-really-this-one,” and deep-clean your fridge. You find yogurt that could now be used for a science experiment.

8:05 a.m.

You’re invincible again. You open Canva to make a new business logo even though you don’t own a business. You Google “symptoms of too much caffeine.” You stop reading halfway through because your vision starts pulsating.

8:42 a.m.

You’ve crossed into the enlightenment phase. You can smell electricity. You know what the Wi-Fi password is just by feeling the energy in the room. You call your mom to tell her you love her and that time isn’t real.

9:01 a.m.

Your stomach makes a noise that can only be described as “demonic plumbing.” You sprint to the bathroom like a caffeinated gazelle. You make it. Barely. Somewhere, LuckyFox whispers, “Never trust the third cup.”

9:27 a.m.

You come out a changed person. The mirror looks at you with concern. Your eye won’t stop twitching, your Fitbit thinks you’re doing cardio, and you’re positive you can hear your pancreas crying.

10:00 a.m.

You promise yourself you’ll switch to herbal tea tomorrow. You won’t. You’ll be back, mug in hand, ready to ride the brown lightning all over again.

Moral of the story:

You’ll survive today. You might cry a little, shake a lot, and forget what sleep feels like — but you’ll survive. And you’ll look good doing it in your LuckyFox “Coffee Chaos” tee. Pick yours up today 👉Coffee Chaos Survivor Hoodie | LuckyFox Caffeine Armor | Lucky Fox Merch